kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
what girls look for in guys


  • platinum blonde hair
  • silvery-grey eyes
  • hella rich
  • stuck up and entitled
  • wears a lot of black
  • big on family
  • very attractive
  • huge pissbaby
  • completely a momma’s boy
  • Draco Malfoy


mermaids protecting young girls that live near the sea (◡‿◡✿)

mermaids that don’t follow humans beauty expectations (◡‿◡✿)

mermaids finding cheap plastic jewelry and absolutely adoring it (◡‿◡✿)

mermaids needing glasses when they come on land because their eyes aren’t adjusted (◡‿◡✿)

mermaids going on milkshake dates with their human girlfriends (◡‿◡✿)

mermaids (✿◠‿◠)


I wanted to draw Annabeth in something else than in a camp half-blood shirt. And here we go.

us potterheads aren’t going anywhere.

"It’s about remembering someone who was so important to me,
                            I was going to spend the rest of my life with her…

"Harry, you are so loved, so loved. Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong."

jason grace/nico di angelo: rock band au

3/50 Photosets of Garrett Hedlund

i don’t care i love it » capital cities (europe)

The City of Light; The Forum; The Old Smoke; The Eternal City; The Grey City; Venice of the North; The City of Violet Crown; The Whitestone